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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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