where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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