The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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