This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
one two three fourrrrnication!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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