what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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