we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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