doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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