Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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