Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Dicks are not precious.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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