so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
