ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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