I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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