YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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