idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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