But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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