It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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