why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I can't turn off my feet"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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