Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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