Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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