I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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