just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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