something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i now understand why vodka
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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