Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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