what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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