No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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