this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
