Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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