Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
