You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sext me about skeletons
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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