a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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