it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
they need to just BURY HIM!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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