I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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