check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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