Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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