Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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