I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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