Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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