you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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