why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have tasted many bathrooms
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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