so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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