It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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