Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
