he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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