to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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