Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Randomize
