Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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