Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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