Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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