How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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