singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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