I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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