I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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