i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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