I don't think brook has ever known best
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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